“Some people are contrarians all the time. Others only when they are right.” — Me
Morrissey’s of Manchester
Hatful of Challah
The Boy with the Quorn in His Side
Chowder than Bombs
Pretty Girls Make Maize
Sweet and Tender Rutabaga
There Is a Refrigerator Light that Never Goes Out
This Charming Pan
Girlfriend in a Korma
I Know It’s Overdone
How Soon Is Forty-Five Minutes at 350?
I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish
I Won’t Share You
Welcome to the palindrome.
So, the film The Obsession? What a missed opportunity. First of all, they cast the one white woman that no black man wants to sleep with. Second of all, come on, Idris Elba could do anything.
That said, I am currently working on a “reimagining” of this film’s premise, with some important improvements. In my version, updated for 2010, Idris Elba’s best friend is a really cool white guy who watched all of The Wire and may have a blog. Unfortunately, their fine bromance is spoiled by this wife.
Working title: Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba. Keep your fingers crossed!
It’s like Bob Saget never lived
While I don’t relate, I do sympathize. It’s hard out there, even if you have the bulk discount of being a cute, blond identical twin.
She works as a bartender, three nights a week, at Dive 75 on West 75th Street, making about $800 a week.
They’re gaining life experience! Making more money than an entry level media job! With limited student loan debt! All the while having fun in New York! The horrors!
Perhaps I’m projecting?
Man, and we thought Full House would just go on forever.